Apparently the comic writers don’t care if Buffy was sexually assaulted during her blackout period, since they’re using the “Whom did Buffy sleep with while completely inebriated and unable to give consent?” question for humor.

UGH, WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY.

Your fic, otoh, is a balm to the soul. V. nice stuff.

She pauses a beat before adding slyly, “Maybe I could play the triangle.”
 
For a moment he frowns, confused, and then a huge, wolfish grin breaks across his face.  “Thought you were hell on the old skins.”

Rainbow vomit all over my clean floor.