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gryfndor_godess) wrote2011-12-06 10:04 pm
gryfndor_godess) wrote2011-12-06 10:04 pm
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Strip Sparring (Welcome to my brain)
So I can’t tell you what inspired this idea, but I got it a few days ago, and instead of trying to be eloquent or write a ficlet, I’m just going to ramble like in some of those long, ficcy (awesome) Spuffy Tumblr tags:
In their happy post-NFA future, Buffy and Spike like to spar, obviously, and at some point they think up strip sparring, which is basically what it sounds like: every time one of them lands a “killing blow” (like Spike nipping her neck or Buffy poising a plastic stake over his heart), the loser has to remove a piece of clothing- winner’s choice. The game may have developed because Spike was always subconsciously reluctant to give it his all when fighting Buffy and she was exasperated and needed to give him an incentive to beat her. Incentives work quite well for Spike, and he usually ends up winning the first round because he’s super motivated. He almost always makes her remove her shirt, for obvious, jiggling reasons. On the other hand, Buffy always goes for his pants, also for obvious reasons: after all, he still doesn’t wear underwear. That’s usually when the sparring reaches its natural, sexy conclusion, because Buffy can fight only so well when things are just hanging loose and in the open like that. And by that point, Spike’s blows are a lot more like gropes than punches.
It’s their favorite game; way better than Monopoly or kitten poker. After that incident with Giles, Andrew, and the tour group of new slayers, they just have to be careful to keep it in their basement rather than in one of the Council training studios, though. Giles was scarred for life. Strangely, Andrew and the girls didn’t seem to mind…
In their happy post-NFA future, Buffy and Spike like to spar, obviously, and at some point they think up strip sparring, which is basically what it sounds like: every time one of them lands a “killing blow” (like Spike nipping her neck or Buffy poising a plastic stake over his heart), the loser has to remove a piece of clothing- winner’s choice. The game may have developed because Spike was always subconsciously reluctant to give it his all when fighting Buffy and she was exasperated and needed to give him an incentive to beat her. Incentives work quite well for Spike, and he usually ends up winning the first round because he’s super motivated. He almost always makes her remove her shirt, for obvious, jiggling reasons. On the other hand, Buffy always goes for his pants, also for obvious reasons: after all, he still doesn’t wear underwear. That’s usually when the sparring reaches its natural, sexy conclusion, because Buffy can fight only so well when things are just hanging loose and in the open like that. And by that point, Spike’s blows are a lot more like gropes than punches.
It’s their favorite game; way better than Monopoly or kitten poker. After that incident with Giles, Andrew, and the tour group of new slayers, they just have to be careful to keep it in their basement rather than in one of the Council training studios, though. Giles was scarred for life. Strangely, Andrew and the girls didn’t seem to mind…