My first thought is: Dude, there was a Buffy panel at the Seattle Comicon and I didn't know about it?!? I didn't even go to the comicon; it never occurred to me that anyone I cared about would be there. Oh, well, eventually I'll get used to living near a big city and I'll think of these things.

I figured out the narrator the same time ellievanna did. My first guess was Harmony - at "creeptastic" - and then I was figuring Buffy until I got to the key line.