But eventually Sam would meet a fangirl he really, genuinely liked, and he would want to go out with her but would feel morally conflicted and like a hypocrite, and Dean would make so much fun of him. Sam would try to be noble and resolute and say good-bye to the girl, and then she'd roll her eyes and push him up against the Impala and start making out with him. And Dean would watch and smirk until the girl gave him the stink-eye.
GIRL: Don't you have someplace else to be?
DEAN: Nope. I'm fine right where I am. Don't let me bother you.
GIRL: Too late.
DEAN: They have these things called 'rooms' you know. You could get one.
GIRL (to Sam): Did you check out of the hotel already?
SAM: Yeah...
GIRL: Kay. [digs in his front pocket and pulls out the car keys; unlocks the Impala and shoves Sam inside]
DEAN: Hey, woah, wait a minute, what are you doing?
GIRL: No room. We're taking the car. [gets in and locks the door]
DEAN: That's my car! Hey!
GIRL: Don't worry. We'll bring it back in mostly perfect condition. [drives away with Sam]
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GIRL: Don't you have someplace else to be?
DEAN: Nope. I'm fine right where I am. Don't let me bother you.
GIRL: Too late.
DEAN: They have these things called 'rooms' you know. You could get one.
GIRL (to Sam): Did you check out of the hotel already?
SAM: Yeah...
GIRL: Kay. [digs in his front pocket and pulls out the car keys; unlocks the Impala and shoves Sam inside]
DEAN: Hey, woah, wait a minute, what are you doing?
GIRL: No room. We're taking the car. [gets in and locks the door]
DEAN: That's my car! Hey!
GIRL: Don't worry. We'll bring it back in mostly perfect condition. [drives away with Sam]
DEAN: Son of a-!
I'm having way too much fun with this...