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gryfndor_godess ([personal profile] gryfndor_godess) wrote2011-05-14 06:17 pm
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My first bona fide drabbles! I'm so proud!

Title: Laboring Under Different Assumptions
Summary:
Willow, Buffy, and Anya react differently to a certain situation. Takes place in my post-NFA verse in 2010-2011. 3 drabbles, 300 words.  Rated G.


“Do you need anything?” asked Buffy.

“Ooh, ice water!” said Anya. “Friends usually fetch that in movies.”

“Guys, it’s okay," said Oz.  "We can handle this." He unscrewed a thermos and poured a steaming, sweet-smelling liquid into the cup. Willow accepted it with a wan but happy smile and drank. After handing him back the cup, they interlaced fingers. She closed her eyes and breathed deeply.

Buffy and Anya leaned forward, wide-eyed.

A shudder rippled through Willow. Her breath hitched and then evened out.

“Was that a contraction?” whispered Buffy.

Willow and Oz were silent.

“This is boring,” said Anya.

* * *

“Buffy, are you okay? Is there anything-”

“I’m fine! I’m the slayer, I’m used to pain.” She doubled up momentarily and then stretched her trembling lips wide. “See? No big!”

Spike didn’t mention that her smile looked more like a grimace. All right, like bared teeth.

“The doctor can give you an epidural-”

“I’m fine. I’ve been stabbed, beaten, I’ve died. This is nothing compared to slaying.”

“Love, I think it’s different-”

“Willow was fine. She just did her meditation thingy and popped Danny out. I can meditate. This won’t ping on my pain thresh- aaarghhh-”

Ahhh, Buffy, my hand-”

* * *

“Why- isn’t- Xander- here- aah!”

“He’s on his way- traffic-”

Augh!”

“That’s it, everyone out!” The doctor ushered the Scoobies toward the door.

“But-” began Buffy.

“No buts!”

“Wait!”

All heads swiveled toward Anya, who propped herself up, panting. “Spike stays.”

“What?” said Buffy.

“What?” echoed Spike.

“I- hate- men- and I’m going to- aah- list all the ways I’ve tortured them- ungh- and Xander’s- not here and Spike- has a penis-”

Though it may have been the fluorescents, Spike seemed to pale. After a second Buffy prodded him forward.

Anya grabbed his hand and squeezed. “882: I- aah- disemboweled…”
snickfic: Buffy looking over her shoulder (Anya final stand)

[personal profile] snickfic 2011-05-14 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
These are excellent. Especially the last one, which is the most excellent of all. OH ANYA, I ADORE THEE.

[identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :D Oh Anya, when I think of thee, my heart expands, 'tis grown a bulge in it...
snickfic: Buffy looking over her shoulder (Default)

[personal profile] snickfic 2011-05-14 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
She'd probably think it was a fine poem; I don't think poetic snobbery is one of her qualities.

[identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed; she'd probably think it was very sweet and flattering. Well, modern Anya would (and she'd probably think the double entendre was hilarious). 1880 man-hating Anya probably would have been really confused and been like, "Your sexual innuendo amuses me and the rhythm is pleasant to my ear, but I won't respond to your flattery." Or else maybe she would have responded and popped his cherry because she probably didn't find many men she considered harmless enough to have sex with during that millennium of vengeance and so she'd seize the opportunity when it came.