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Title: Laboring Under Different Assumptions
Summary:
Willow, Buffy, and Anya react differently to a certain situation. Takes place in my post-NFA verse in 2010-2011. 3 drabbles, 300 words.  Rated G.


“Do you need anything?” asked Buffy.

“Ooh, ice water!” said Anya. “Friends usually fetch that in movies.”

“Guys, it’s okay," said Oz.  "We can handle this." He unscrewed a thermos and poured a steaming, sweet-smelling liquid into the cup. Willow accepted it with a wan but happy smile and drank. After handing him back the cup, they interlaced fingers. She closed her eyes and breathed deeply.

Buffy and Anya leaned forward, wide-eyed.

A shudder rippled through Willow. Her breath hitched and then evened out.

“Was that a contraction?” whispered Buffy.

Willow and Oz were silent.

“This is boring,” said Anya.

* * *

“Buffy, are you okay? Is there anything-”

“I’m fine! I’m the slayer, I’m used to pain.” She doubled up momentarily and then stretched her trembling lips wide. “See? No big!”

Spike didn’t mention that her smile looked more like a grimace. All right, like bared teeth.

“The doctor can give you an epidural-”

“I’m fine. I’ve been stabbed, beaten, I’ve died. This is nothing compared to slaying.”

“Love, I think it’s different-”

“Willow was fine. She just did her meditation thingy and popped Danny out. I can meditate. This won’t ping on my pain thresh- aaarghhh-”

Ahhh, Buffy, my hand-”

* * *

“Why- isn’t- Xander- here- aah!”

“He’s on his way- traffic-”

Augh!”

“That’s it, everyone out!” The doctor ushered the Scoobies toward the door.

“But-” began Buffy.

“No buts!”

“Wait!”

All heads swiveled toward Anya, who propped herself up, panting. “Spike stays.”

“What?” said Buffy.

“What?” echoed Spike.

“I- hate- men- and I’m going to- aah- list all the ways I’ve tortured them- ungh- and Xander’s- not here and Spike- has a penis-”

Though it may have been the fluorescents, Spike seemed to pale. After a second Buffy prodded him forward.

Anya grabbed his hand and squeezed. “882: I- aah- disemboweled…”

Date: 2011-05-14 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slaymesoftly.livejournal.com
ROFL These were great. Poor Spike. :)

Date: 2011-05-14 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com
Thanks! They were fun to write. :D

Date: 2011-05-14 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adrienne88.livejournal.com
These were so hilarious! I loved them!

Date: 2011-05-14 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm so glad. :)

Date: 2011-05-14 08:43 pm (UTC)
snickfic: Buffy looking over her shoulder (Anya final stand)
From: [personal profile] snickfic
These are excellent. Especially the last one, which is the most excellent of all. OH ANYA, I ADORE THEE.

Date: 2011-05-14 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com
Thank you! :D Oh Anya, when I think of thee, my heart expands, 'tis grown a bulge in it...

Date: 2011-05-14 08:51 pm (UTC)
snickfic: Buffy looking over her shoulder (Default)
From: [personal profile] snickfic
She'd probably think it was a fine poem; I don't think poetic snobbery is one of her qualities.

Date: 2011-05-14 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com
Agreed; she'd probably think it was very sweet and flattering. Well, modern Anya would (and she'd probably think the double entendre was hilarious). 1880 man-hating Anya probably would have been really confused and been like, "Your sexual innuendo amuses me and the rhythm is pleasant to my ear, but I won't respond to your flattery." Or else maybe she would have responded and popped his cherry because she probably didn't find many men she considered harmless enough to have sex with during that millennium of vengeance and so she'd seize the opportunity when it came.

Date: 2011-05-15 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com
:D Thanks for reading!

Date: 2011-05-15 03:34 am (UTC)
rahirah: (Default)
From: [personal profile] rahirah
Hee! Love 'em!

Date: 2011-05-15 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com
Thank you! :)

Date: 2011-05-15 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ever-neutral.livejournal.com
LOL! Pure awesome.

Date: 2011-05-15 10:05 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-05-16 02:44 pm (UTC)
lutamira: ([btvs] [spike] bloody marvelous)
From: [personal profile] lutamira
These are AWESOME! :D

Date: 2011-05-16 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com
Thank you! :)

Date: 2011-05-19 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gabrielleabelle.livejournal.com
rofl!

I giggled. :)

Date: 2011-05-19 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com
:D Thanks for reading!

Date: 2011-06-06 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebcake.livejournal.com
Hee! Love them! It's so true that every woman and every labor is a different experience. This seems right for each of them. Spike draws the short straw. (Wonder if Xander was "caught in traffic" for a reason?)

Date: 2011-06-06 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com
:D Thank you! I'm so glad it feels right for each woman. (Actually, Xander's caught in traffic because he was in LA assessing construction damages on Angel's office after a demon attack, so he, Angel, and Cordy are frantically on their way to Sunnydale and you can imagine how unhappy Xander and Angel are to be stuck together, and possibly I think about my verse way too much).

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