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I saw two movies in theater this weekend, which is something I did a lot more frequently pre-pandemic. Yesterday I saw Scream 6 with a friend (with whom I saw last year's Scream in theaters and watched Scream 4 for the first time on streaming). I'd been super excited for it because good grief do I love this franchise, but while actually watching it I felt disengaged and vaguely disappointed. It's an adequate entry in the franchise, but there's no escaping the fact that this is just a franchise now, with all of the accompanying mediocrity you inevitably get when you churn out one installment a year. The writing was flat, the jokes weren't funny, and except for one scene that had already been played out in trailers, the Ghostface scenes were fairly boring. Melissa Barrera and Jenna Ortega are good in their roles, and I appreciate the sister dynamic, but it's hard to care about any of the other new characters, which makes their deaths (or survivals) pretty meaningless. There's no comparison to poor Tatum in the first movie, whose horrific death feels like an actual blow because of how good of a friend she is to Sidney.

To an extent, I don't think there's much the Scream franchise can do at this point to satisfy older fans because you can't compete with the nostalgia factor of the OG (especially without Neve Campbell!). I'm sure #6 was much more fun for new fans who were introduced to the franchise last year. Seeing 65 today in comparison made me realize that since you can't compete with nostalgia and since we're not going to get a sequel with Sidney, Gail, and Dewey, what I really want is actually a Scream reboot with the same vibes. Which is exactly what 65 gave me today.

65 is a silly movie in which Adam Driver plays an alien who crash lands on Earth 65 million years ago and has to battle dinosaurs in his quest to reach an escape pod with the only other survivor, a young girl who lost her parents. Is it a ridiculous movie with mediocre writing? Absolutely. Did it give me very similar vibes as the OG Jurassic Park in terms of appealing acting and great dinosaur jump scares? Absolutely. Did it manage to do this way better than last year's Jurassic World Dominion, even with Laura Dern and Sam Neill? Abso-fucking-lutely!

In that sense, 65 was far more satisfying than Scream 6. Both were mediocre, but one had all of the baggage of a franchise while the other had all of the vibes of a franchise without the baggage (plus Adam Driver!). It makes me understand a little better why I gravitated toward the Scream TV show a few years ago, even though it was not, objectively, a good show. It had enough similarities to the OG Scream to hit that nostalgia factor, but the characters, unlike in Scream 6, had no idea that they were in a franchise.
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I saw POTC two days ago and am going to see Bridesmaids in four hours, so I was going to save this all up for one long movie review post, but my love for Thor is too great to share a post.

I’ve always wanted to see Thor because I really like superhero movies, especially Marvel movies, but I wasn’t especially invested in the story  compared to that of other Marvel heroes like Iron Man (I am even less interested in Captain America, though I will see that as well). I also wasn’t really in the mood to see it yesterday because I was so tired and headachy from jetlag, but there’s only one matinee showing of the non-3D version left in theaters, so I knew my opportunities were limited. I’m so glad I dragged myself to the theater, because I loved it.

I loved every single little thing about it, in fact, and while I’m not sure it’s my favorite Marvel movie (it’s kind of hard to beat Tony Stark in terms of pure fun), I think it might just be the best-constructed Marvel movie so far.

Wonderful acting! Fantastic direction! Great treatment of women! )

Overall, this movie was such a joy to watch. Kenneth Branagh, I tip my hat to you, and I wish you were directing The Avengers.

So yeah, let me talk about The Avengers for a minute…

I don’t really have any interest in Captain America. I’m sure the movie will pull off the premise well, but the idea of a small, “weak” man needing to be buffed up to be a hero doesn’t sit right with me, and I actually liked Chris Evans as the Human Torch quite fine, thank you very much; I don’t want to see him play a different superhero. However, I’ll probably still go see CA since I am a Marvel Movie Fanwoman.

I am more excited about The Avengers, but I am also extremely wary because I doubt that the heroes’ individual storylines will get enough closure, and I suspect the romances will get the short end of the stick (frex, the Jane/Thor reunion will probably be unsatisfying, I don’t know if Betty Ross will be included [and while I like Mark Ruffalo, I really liked Edward Norton as Bruce Banner. ☹ ], I want more Tony/Pepper dammit, etc.).

Honestly, I’m really unhappy about the idea of Joss Whedon directing it. Joss doesn’t seem to believe in happy endings. He also doesn’t seem to believe in happy love. Both of those things piss me off, and I don’t want him ruining these characters’ lives like he’s ruined so many of his original characters’ lives. I don’t want angst for angst’s sake, which he also goes for quite often. I also don’t think he deserves the “feminist writer” accolades for which he’s known, and if Black Widow is the only notable female character or if he fridges a love interest like he fridged Jenny and Tara, I will be so angry.  Actually, come to think of it, he probably is going to kill someone, maybe even one of the Avengers themselves 'cause that's what JW does.  Asshole.

I trust Whedon to pull off the ensemble work (must be so daunting to bring all these heroes together in one two-hour film) since that’s what he excels at, but I don’t trust him with anything else. I don’t want him messing with my beloved Marvel movie characters.
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I saw POTC two days ago and am going to see Bridesmaids in four hours, so I was going to save this all up for one long movie review post, but my love for Thor is too great to share a post.

I’ve always wanted to see Thor because I really like superhero movies, especially Marvel movies, but I wasn’t especially invested in the story  compared to that of other Marvel heroes like Iron Man (I am even less interested in Captain America, though I will see that as well). I also wasn’t really in the mood to see it yesterday because I was so tired and headachy from jetlag, but there’s only one matinee showing of the non-3D version left in theaters, so I knew my opportunities were limited. I’m so glad I dragged myself to the theater, because I loved it.

I loved every single little thing about it, in fact, and while I’m not sure it’s my favorite Marvel movie (it’s kind of hard to beat Tony Stark in terms of pure fun), I think it might just be the best-constructed Marvel movie so far.

Wonderful acting! Fantastic direction! Great treatment of women! )

Overall, this movie was such a joy to watch. Kenneth Branagh, I tip my hat to you, and I wish you were directing The Avengers.

So yeah, let me talk about The Avengers for a minute…

I don’t really have any interest in Captain America. I’m sure the movie will pull off the premise well, but the idea of a small, “weak” man needing to be buffed up to be a hero doesn’t sit right with me, and I actually liked Chris Evans as the Human Torch quite fine, thank you very much; I don’t want to see him play a different superhero. However, I’ll probably still go see CA since I am a Marvel Movie Fanwoman.

I am more excited about The Avengers, but I am also extremely wary because I doubt that the heroes’ individual storylines will get enough closure, and I suspect the romances will get the short end of the stick (frex, the Jane/Thor reunion will probably be unsatisfying, I don’t know if Betty Ross will be included [and while I like Mark Ruffalo, I really liked Edward Norton as Bruce Banner. ☹ ], I want more Tony/Pepper dammit, etc.).

Honestly, I’m really unhappy about the idea of Joss Whedon directing it. Joss doesn’t seem to believe in happy endings. He also doesn’t seem to believe in happy love. Both of those things piss me off, and I don’t want him ruining these characters’ lives like he’s ruined so many of his original characters’ lives. I don’t want angst for angst’s sake, which he also goes for quite often. I also don’t think he deserves the “feminist writer” accolades for which he’s known, and if Black Widow is the only notable female character or if he fridges a love interest like he fridged Jenny and Tara, I will be so angry.  Actually, come to think of it, he probably is going to kill someone, maybe even one of the Avengers themselves 'cause that's what JW does.  Asshole.

I trust Whedon to pull off the ensemble work (must be so daunting to bring all these heroes together in one two-hour film) since that’s what he excels at, but I don’t trust him with anything else. I don’t want him messing with my beloved Marvel movie characters.

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