What would Harry, Ron, and Hermione do?

A NSFW headcanon meme is going around Tumblr, and it instantly made me think of Bela and Dean, and since I definitely have opinions, I figured why the hell not do it.  It was a very fun break from noveling.

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Title: Begin Again
Summary: A Knight of Hell is on the warpath.  The Queen of Hell and a hunter seek the First Blade.  The year is 3014.
Characters: Dean Winchester, Bela Talbot, OFC
Relationships: Bela/Dean (UST)
Additional Tags: Cain!Dean, Mark of Cain, References to Major Character Death, POV Original Female Character
Word Count: 13,215
Rating: PG-13
Link: AO3

Title: Quickened
Summary: Jo’s pregnant.  Now comes the tricky part.  2,800 words.
Pairing: Dean/Jo/Castiel
Setting: Post-Apocalypse?  Doesn’t really matter, it’s an AU happy future!
Rating: R
Warnings: a wee bit of mpreg, tentacle-ish sex, CRACK & SCHMOOP
A/N: I offered a drabble to anyone who found my spnkink_meme fill, and snickfic said she was in the mood for Dean/Jo/Castiel.  I wrote a bit more than a drabble of course because who am I.

I would just like to note that this could have been called “A Well Conceived Plan” or “Second Time’s The Charm,” but I RESTRAINED MYSELF.



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Over two months ago, I fell in love with a potential a/b/o verse, and I started scribbling down sentences whenever I could (literally, I was writing in a notebook at red lights during my commute).  It was only ever supposed to be a lark, a short, “Things I Am Not Actually Writing” post.  It turned into 5,500 words.  It is still something that I Am Not Actually Writing, although I do hope to dabble in the verse again at some point.  Maybe even try my hand at a/b/o sex.  *wibbles*  But for the moment it’s good to finally be done with it because that leaves me with just two short fics to write on my plate (and one thing that’s just for fun), and then I’ll possibly be done with fandom for a while.  Not because I want to be done with fandom, but I have to focus on studying.  Seems like the time for it, too, since it’s hard to feel creatively inspired when canon is prohibitively depressing.

So here’s the A/B/O Thing I’m Not Actually Writing, starring Gen and other familiar faces.  No spoilers past "Jus in Bello."  :D

­­When the other woman burst into the bathroom and Gen smelled alpha, she smiled, because unlike popular rag-mags, Gen did not believe that every other alfemale was out to steal her (hypothetical) omega, and in fact, she was pretty sure that ladies who were considered freaks of nature in large swathes of the country should look out for each other.

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Title: Silent Night
Author: gryfndor_godess
Artist: sagetan
Fandom: SPN
Pairings: Ruby & Bela, Ruby/Sam, Ruby/Lilith, Bela/Dean, Ruby & Dean
Word count: 9,300
Rating: R
Genre: AU-S3/S4
Contents: Warnings for references to past mpreg (this fic takes place in S4, but in S3 Dean was pregnant with Bela’s baby) and references to Bela’s abusive childhood.
Summary: Babysitting Dean and Bela’s brat after they went to Hell was so never in Ruby’s plan, but with them out of the pit now, efforts to free Lucifer are finally back on track, if a few months behind schedule.  There are still occasional blips, though, like the boys deciding to batten down the hatches on little Mary Winchester’s half-birthday.  Fortunately, while Sam and Dean wallow in their paranoia that history’s going to repeat itself, Ruby and Bela have each other, not to mention lots of wine.

A/N: This fic takes place in an AU in which Dean became pregnant with Bela’s baby in S3.  They traded the Colt for an extension on Dean’s contract so that he could live until the baby was born in August; he was rescued by the angels at the end of October, so the S4 arc timeline is pushed back by a month.  “Silent Night” is a companion piece to “Waiting Game,” which takes place while Dean and Bela are still in Hell and Mary is in Sam and Ruby’s care; however, it’s not necessary to read “Waiting Game” first.

A/N 2: This fic is split into two posts only because it's too long to fit into one; there's no break between the "chapters."  Second post is here.

Thank you to the mods of genteensybang for running the show and inspiring so much Gen/Ruby creativity.
Thank you to smells_corrupt, my wonderful beta partner-in-crime!  ♥
And thank you to my artist partner-in-crime sagetan, who drew the most beautiful Ruby, Bela, and Sam a girl could hope for.  Go see for yourself and shower her with adoration.



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And it had Sam this time, too!  \O/  But the boys were fighting.  /O\  But it also had Gen!  \O/

Basically, Gen was the party-hardy, airhead baby of a rich family, a la the Ewings in 8x14, and the boys were freaking out that she looked like Ruby.  I don't know how Dean ended up at the club where she was, if he was trying to find Gen or if he and Sam were fighting, but Gen snuck up on him and flirted with him and then MADE OUT WITH HIM (like, SERIOUS FRENCHING, YOU GUYS), and for a few seconds Dean was totally into it, and then he realized what he was doing and yanked back.

And then the "camera" panned to Sam, in ultimate bitch-face, and it turned out he'd BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME and saw the make-out, and THEN MY HEART BROKE.

And then we saw Gen swaggering out of the club, and a DEMON flew out of her, and then real!Gen was confused for a tick but then shook it off and bounced off to have more fun, smiling and looking utterly adorable.

I love trying to figure out where my dreams came from, and I think I can thank smells_corrupt for the Sam/Ruby + Gen feels I had yesterday.  I also skimmed a short Dean/Ruby fic yesterday, not because I ship them as anything but snarky in-laws but because I was curious as to how that worked, so I guess that's where them MAKING OUT came from.  And then I think Gen was inserted into the Ewings scenario because I've been idly daydreaming about how I could write a crossover with Kris Furillo as manager of the barn.

TWO SPN DREAMS IN ONE WEEK, HOW LUCKY AM I.  And hey, there was Dean!kissage in this one!  Not with me, BUT IT'S A STEP CLOSER.  :P

And I got Sam like I wanted and Gen as bonus!  I seriously could have done without Sam being so upset, though, and Dean betraying him.  On the bright and shallow side, Dean/Gen making out was extremely hot.  And Dean's shocked face as he jerked away was priceless.

More, please?  :D

(Because White Picket Fence endings are HOW I ROLL)

Headcanon:

Dean's daughter Abby grows up knowing that the Impala is going to be hers one day.  He's very direct about it, a la Mufasa telling Simba the Pridelands will be his, starting from when she's too young to even understand what he's saying.  As she gets older and learns what the Impala means to him, she grows very excited about it (she's a Daddy's Girl, through and through, so if it's special to him, it's special to her) and talks about it as hers.  When strangers admire Daddy's car in store parking lots, she has to pipe up and tell them it's going to be her car someday, and when Daddy occasionally goes on trips with Uncle Sammy, her good-bye shout is, "Take care of my car!"

When she hits adolescence, though, her enthusiasm starts to wane a bit.  It's not cool to be so into your parents' weird antiques.  Objectively speaking, she doesn't actually care for the Impala that much.  She's very into Causes (she wants to fulfill Uncle Sammy's old dream and become a lawyer, with the goal of helping victims of the supernatural- e.g., people who were possessed and aren't actually responsible for the crimes their bodies committed but who will never be able to prove that to a jury), and that includes being green.  If she were buying herself a car, she'd get a hybrid.

When she and Dad argue (as teenage girls and their fathers are wont to do), insulting the Impala is the easiest jibe and also the most fun.  Watching him huff and puff indignantly when she calls it old and inefficient and waxes poetic about the merits of modern cars is always a treat.  Inevitably he'll threaten to disinherit her and give the car to her younger brother Jack (short for John Robert Castiel), to which she just replies, "I'd like to see you try!"

Whether or not she ever plans to actually drive it, the Impala is hers, and it's going to stay that way (fortunately, Jack's pretty complacent about it; she's promised to teach him how to drive it when he gets his permit).  In high school she ends up driving it more often than Dad, green proclivities aside (although the snark and the threats to disinherit continue flowing freely), and when he suggests she take it to college with her, she doesn't hesitate.

("Are you crying?" she asks, at the end, when everything's unpacked and there's really no need for her family to still be in her dorm room.  

"No."  And then a moment later, because his eyes are undeniably red, and his voice is undeniably hoarse, and there might be a few tears trickling, "Maybe...I'm just gonna miss my baby."  

"Yeah," she says, also hoarsely.  "Me, too.  I mean."  And then he's hugging her too tightly to speak any more.)

Whenever she visits home and the weather allows, she and Dad wash it together and catch up on classes and work and boys ("Any kneecaps I have to break?"  "Dad!").

They still snark, but she more-or-less stops acting like she doesn't want it, and he more-or-less stops threatening to find someone who will appreciate it more.  Instead, she finds new ways to use their beloved car to send him into tailspin.

"Dad, my boyfriend's coming over for dinner.  Be nice or else."
"Or else what?"
"I'll paint the Impala pink."